Today, after I spent months trying to show a woman we can be besties, because she thought I only wanted sex (which I totally don't), we've talked every day, texted, shared videos, ect. Now she has a boyfriend and doesn't have time for friends, let alone a bestie. I should've never tried. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got to spend a good amount of time with this girl I had been trying to get with for weeks, only to realize I wasn't that into her. I asked my friend for help and he proceeded to literally drag me away from her, while I pretended to try and stop him. FML
Today, I had a date with a woman I had been talking to for a month. We hit it off, the date went fantastic, and we agreed to see each other again. Fast forward a few hours and I'm told she decided to pursue someone else, equates it to "bad timing", but wants to be friends. If not for bad luck, I'd have no luck. FML
Today, my best friend of 5 years, who I got feelings for, and who I spent endless time bending over backwards and going above and beyond for, once again rejected me. He got into a car accident and I stayed with him all night, only for some girl he never even told me about to come and introduce herself as his girlfriend. FML
Today, my best friend told me she no longer wants an "active friendship" with me. She says she doesn't have time to see me, since she has a boyfriend and a bunch of friends she's spent years bitching to me about. We've gone from a 14-year friendship to awkwardly nodding at each other in the street. FML
Today, I helped my best friend step out of the friendzone. As a result, I don't have a boyfriend anymore. FML
Today, the person I was seeing asked to be just friends. A few hours later, they tried to talk me into having sex. FML
Today. upon learning that I'd friend-zoned a good friend of hers, my girlfriend dumped me. I worked so hard to win her over. She told me, "Just a tip: next time, go after people who like you. Don't friend-zone them, you just may be missing out on a good person." I told her I wanted HER. She told me, "But I don't." FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, my best friend who I have known for ten years recommended I didn't continue a relationship with my girlfriend. I thought she wanted to go out with me which I was hoping for, for a long time. Turns out she wanted to go out with her. FML
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
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mike3775 39
That’s what happens when relationships occur. It’s no different than when married couples drift apart when a baby arrives. It happens
RichardPencil 32
Women don't want a guy who willingly put themselves in the Friend Zone. She'd only keep you there if she puts you there!
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RichardPencil 32
Women don't want a guy who willingly put themselves in the Friend Zone. She'd only keep you there if she puts you there!
mike3775 39
That’s what happens when relationships occur. It’s no different than when married couples drift apart when a baby arrives. It happens
TwoBytesCarley 27
This tends to happen when people first get into relationships. Usually after the honeymoon phase though, if you actually are real friends, they tend to find time for friendships again (normally not on a daily basis again tho).
Chazzster 32
If you were looking for a girlfriend that’s not the way to do that. If you just wanted a “platonic friend” that was not what she was looking for. You have to accept that you and her were apparently not looking for the same thing.
ic2drops 10
uhh yeah dude, I know if I was her bf I wouldn't want her to have a "bestie" guy friend either. nothing good ever comes from it