Anonymous
Collect the set
Today, my ex-boyfriend is now dating my cousin, and he's stopped hanging out with me for her. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam
Mug
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend of a month has a new girlfriend. That girl is my cousin, the same one who's been listening to my tears fall as I've confided my feelings to her for the past few weeks. FML
Anonymous
That was quick
Today, my ex started dating the girl he kept telling me not to worry about. We broke up three hours ago. FML
anonymous
Rancho Cordova, United States
Today, my ex-girlfriend started dating the guy she told me not to worry about when we dated. FML
fml333
Saudi Arabia
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Alex
United States
I can't catch a break
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend, who I thought was finally out of my life for good, is now dating my new manager. FML
Anonymous
All in the family
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
daddyrobyn
You what?
Today, my aunt informed me that my cousin's only problem with his girlfriend is that she's not me. FML
Anonymous
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I just found out that my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend are rooming together at college. Visits are going to be extremely awkward. FML
Anonymous
A good excuse
Today, my ex-girlfriend, who broke up with me because God said she couldn't have a boyfriend, started dating my friend... Who she always told me she didn't even like. FML
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RichardPencil 32
OK, and...? Did your cousin "steal" him from you? And if he's dating her instead, can you blame him for not "hanging out" with you? ("Hanging out" means ******* these days, right?)