Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Cheeky
Today, my boyfriend got mugged. I found out because the mugger had the courtesy to ring me, after I texted several times asking where he was, to say, "He won't reply. He got robbed." FML
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azzaj 0
What a nice fella.
maphineRAWRS 10
okay so I know it's wrong to be mugged and whatever, but it's pretty funny that he texted back saying that, amirite? :P
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Comments (83)
pronounciations 5
douche.
crumbycool881 0
cool
trueblue42 4
FY bf's L
TenderizeMe 0
I dont get it.
nick0las 0
really?
nathan5 0
good to see he has manners
FortMinor 0
lololol this made my day.
MrSassypants 34
28 the FML basically says that OP's boyfriend got mugged and that the mugger texted that the boyfriend won't reply since he got mugged by him the mugger when OP texted her boyfriend when the mugger had his phone.
KiddNYC1O 22
28 is a typical fkin blonde... =p LOL @ mugger.
RedPillSucks 33
@Mrsassypants, I'm not sure why I found your response to #28 hilarious. It was either the wording or that one had to explain at all.
madarchod 0
Agree with 82, he used mugger so many times that I found it funny #28 - Did u get it now?
tweetbaby14 18
79, 28 may not be blonde... that's a model on googles picture. you're welcome. and OP I'm not seeing much of an FML for you here really... it's more so for your boyfriend.
MrSassypants 34
84 I don't have that much of a good vocabulary. :)
venomxprodigy 0
nice rack
KiddNYC1O 22
92- Thank you, Captain Technical.
TheRoamingGnome 0
103 - You're welcome
stephanie0613 0
Hahahaha this fml made me LOL. Well atleast the mugger was nice enough to let you know, but I agree F your boyfriends L not yours.
Donarex 8
97 - I'm having trouble with your name... is it mr sassy pants? or mrs assy pants...? :(
stephanieeDawnx 0
I thinks that's like PETSMART. is it PET SMART.... or PETS MART? The world may never know.. :(
azzaj 0
What a nice fella.
bittersweet1 0
haha for real
Draminicaus 0
He was pretty awesome. Could only have been better if he tacked on a "So, wanna hang out sometime?" at the end of it. lol
MissErikaHart 0
first to say first :P
sweetcheeksjvl 0
I guess not
lalagirl912 0
sweetcheeks FAIL she didn't say she is first she said that she is first to SAY first, since nobody did yet. :)
DudeImBetter 0
well at least the phone won't go to waste.
maphineRAWRS 10
okay so I know it's wrong to be mugged and whatever, but it's pretty funny that he texted back saying that, amirite? :P
SkyEatsJack 4
Yes. Total badass. :D
marinus_fml 20
nouwrong.
maphineRAWRS 10
omgawd inorite? :P
maphineRAWRS 10
lolunoimrite
marinus_fml 20
Oh I'm sorry, I guess you must be right then.
maphineRAWRS 10
why sound mean for? D:
marinus_fml 20
Ohimsorry, do I know you? :)
maphineRAWRS 10
oichowitis :P
DocBastard 40
Oichowitis? I think there is a cream for that.
maphineRAWRS 10
hahaha it means "oh I see how it is" :P
xCatch22x 1
No cream, I heard it is incurable.
spady62287 0
ah to be young again. teens and their acronyms.
maphineRAWRS 10
it's more like, teens are their gay gamer language :P
DocBastard 40
Maphine, correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't you start this with the "amirite" nonsense? Are you not a teen using "gamer language," as you put it? By the way, txt speech is forbidden in the rules. lol
MaximilianMarche 0
ha. she stopped answering when you called her out. win
yelwarc 0
or she got off, you tool
valalvax 13
gamers also don't use terrible phrases like that
oh_McE_yousofine 2
There might be an app for it too
ntf16 0
hi there pretty girl :)
maphineRAWRS 10
yeah I did get off haha nah your not wrong, as anyone can see I did start using it, so? i didn't say it bagging anyone out, I said it as a correction to the other guys comment about teenager talk or whatever, and? plus. it's not text speak, whoever said that. talkin lyk dis is n it iznt ment 2 b in fmls nt comments
xlossofmex 0
You were born in 93. It makes sense now.
WishResign 0
"Huh... Well, ain't that some shit!"
bachooka 5
and with pain in my chest I still wish you the best with a... F you!!! hoo-hoo-hoo!! great song I say!!
skyeyez9 25
I hope the thief trips and falls into the road, and gets his head run over by a truck. Thieves are one of the lowest pieces of shit.
Hard_Luck_Aussie 4
agreed, head our stuff stolen in sept broke into house
WillyThaKid 0
I resent that statement
wwerulez14 6
No... The lowest is one that robs women, and rapes them afterwards. Not only are they pathetic enough to have to steal, they can't get any so they have to rape someone.
tangerine06 20
Some don't steal because they want to but because they have to
amerwin 3
He's a class act. I wonder if he called the credit card companies and told them to expect some sizable transactions in the near future?
Izabushel 65
That would have been interesting.
lacrossekid 0
don't eat yellow snow
Ancarnia 0
at least the mugger had the courtesy to do that. he could've just called and made awkward, sexual conversation with you.
itsgabriellee 4
And you never would've known OP. It could've been worse.