Today, my mom got drunk and told me to leave the house because "I've been mooching off her for too long". I'm 14 and now am sleeping at my friends house. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home at 1 am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML
Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML
Today, my mom laid into me, calling me a selfish bitch, blaming me for my dad not being around and finally that she should’ve aborted me. All because I couldn't get her booze from the neighborhood market she’s been banned from. I’m not even 21. FML
Today, my mom kicked me out of the house because I missed my curfew and overslept at my boyfriend’s house. She said she’d let me back in on one condition: that I was still a virgin. My boyfriend’s parents won’t let me live with him. I’m currently staying in the Walmart restroom. FML
Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred, "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML
Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML
Today, I was kicked out of my aunt's house for being 15 minutes late for her to pick me up. She told me she doesn't want me to come home and left me in a panicked mess. My sister and brother are on her side and refuse to talk to me. I'm now couch surfing. FML
Today, my unemployed mother decided to yet again stay home and drink heavily. So far she's kicked me out of the house, tipped over our sofa, and thrown her vibrator out the window. FML
Today, my mother kicked me out of the house because her new boyfriend needs my room. Evidently he also needs my credit card, passport, and wallet too, because she kept all three, while tossing everything else out on the lawn. FML
Today, my mother sat me down and told me, "I'm not going to lie, I hate living with you. Please get a job and move out." I'm 16. FML
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bennetts211 2
I'd stay at your friend's, if I were you.
olpally 33
wow... your mom is probably an alcoholic... stay at your friends house and stay away from your mom... alcoholics can be abusive... fyl op.. that sucks
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bennetts211 2
I'd stay at your friend's, if I were you.
tennischik211 11
agreed
notsocrazee 0
wait until your friend gets drunk and kicks you out too.
AquaB 0
lmfao WIN!!!
chlorinegreen 27
not cool. your not old enough to be emancipated yet I don't think so see if there is a relative close by or call a respected adult who can help you. I don't want you to have to go through fostering or adoption so I hope you find a alternate solution. I'm so sorry OP. for the mean time stat at your friends. I honestly wish you the best of luck.
seanders 10
Well you can't be "mooching" too much if she can afford booze
seanders 10
ChlorineGreen: I always like your comments. You're one of the few FML members who is sincere and offers real world sympathy/advice where it's needed.
trevishere 7
Dude I'm sorry, my friend said I can legit move into his house if something ever happened, so I would truthfully ask if I could move in for a while and then call family while you still can.
fudgesicle 6
fudgealicious!
OwenMcAwesome 0
damn. my friends moms a drunk and throws bottles and shit at him then kicks him out when he was like 12. hope you stay safe and figure everything out man.
worlds123dumbest 4
Geez... I can't imagine what that feels like. Like everybody else stay at your friends for awhile.
JennyObama 3
Lol at #2's pic. It would've been slightly attractive if that wasn't a pushup bra and if you didn't have that gross dark hair running down your belly button.
crudeandrudeguy 29
@207- Who the hell are you to judge?!?! Shut the hell up
stun23 8
16 here
olpally 33
wow... your mom is probably an alcoholic... stay at your friends house and stay away from your mom... alcoholics can be abusive... fyl op.. that sucks
sexylol_fml 4
Stay at your friends! I'm sorry, FYL
joshuagage 0
how the hell do you get that his mom is an alcoholic. if she were an alcoholic he would be reposting this on a daily basis
joshuagage 0
how the hell do you get that his mom is an alcoholic. if she were an alcoholic he would be reposting this on a daily basis
joshuagage 0
how the hell do you get that his mom is an alcoholic. if she were an alcoholic he would be reposting this on a daily basis
shamille 5
Gets drunk + does something abusive = drinking problem
Sushimomo 0
It's not abusive, it's just a stupid thing she did because she was drunk.
lizh_fml 9
I'd like to know how you define abuse.
allisonbredow 0
what does op mean? :p lol
jaystreet46 4
Original poster
J1hill33 12
that sucks. at least you found somewhere to go
atsirk 0
agreed. anywhere is better than being around a druken parent
chriskeroack1 5
i would rather b at my frends house
j_cat187 20
best spongebob stoned pants
chriskeroack1 5
i kno right
swagginsister 0
aww poor you :(
yummylicious 5
your mom needs some rehab and then a parenting class. FYL. sorry bud!
ShabbyCamel 4
Wow. Your parents and the rest on FML all sound horrible. they need to make a "Horrible-ass parents" section.
User1518 6
Agreed.
akvc 0
lol, true that
crazyanthonySF 0
they have a bad teacher section
hateevryone 15
your mom is ignorant. when she's starts to miss you, don't go back.
daisyloo 7
Agreed^^^
AnagenisisZagus 13
When she passes out after blowing chunks all over the walls, it's a free for all sex game. Invite all your lady friends over for a swing and hide your old lady in the closet. Problem solved.
kaykay9080 5
LOL I love you. xD