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Today, I was working at a movie theater when I was called to clean what can only be described as "Dog Shit Surprise" out of a theater. FML

Today, at work, the janitor would not stop telling me how good I looked. This was after he told me he was fired for sexual harassment at his last job. He clearly learned that lesson. FML

#21488169
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On 11/03/2015 at 10:10pm - work - by 123literateABC - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out that aside from being savagely overworked and treated like shit for zero pay, another one of my responsibilities as an intern is to take the blame for my boss accidentally posting a link to a porn site on the company's Twitter account. FML

#21487876
79 comments

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On 11/03/2015 at 12:54pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, at work, a customer told me that my teeth would make a very pretty necklace. FML

#21487775
85 comments

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On 11/03/2015 at 6:42am - work - by LadyLou (woman) - Australia

Today, at work, my coworker's belongings went missing. Infuriated, she accused me of stealing, because I'm black and "stereotypes don't just make themselves." FML

#21487717
79 comments

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On 11/03/2015 at 1:58am - work - by Quicky5_ (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my boss made up a rumor that I was quitting my job so I wouldn't get the promotion that was coming up. There goes that raise I've been wanting for six months. FML

#21487472
46 comments

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On 11/02/2015 at 5:26pm - work - by thisbethed - United States (California)

Today, I got fired from my dream job. I found out today that the girl who trained me lied and taught me how to do things wrong, so that when she got back from maternity leave, she could get me fired and take her job back. My new coworkers were in on her plan from the beginning. FML

#21487037
79 comments

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On 11/01/2015 at 7:05pm - work - by sabotaged - United States (California)

Today, I was fired from my job because I would "scare" the customers. Two days ago a coworker spilled fry oil onto the grill causing flames to singe my eyebrows and the front of my hair off. FML

#21486573
58 comments

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On 10/31/2015 at 4:35pm - work - by RandomLG94 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I finally got a promotion at work. Today I also found out that no matter how long I work, no matter how much effort and unpaid overtime I put in for 6 years, my coworkers will be convinced I only got promoted because I'm the CFO's son. FML

#21486358
64 comments

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On 10/31/2015 at 1:10am - work - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, as I rung up a customer's groceries, he gave me a pitying look and said I'd have a "real job" if I'd only studied harder. FML

#21486231
66 comments

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On 10/30/2015 at 5:53pm - work - by prick (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, in an effort to look more professional at work, I wore high heels. My boss decided today would be a great day for me to walk around on the sidewalk holding a sign to advertise instead of doing the job I was hired for. FML

#21486186
45 comments

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On 10/30/2015 at 2:56pm - work - by whythebunny (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, at work on a construction site, my coworker dropped a small piece of metal from 4 stories, and it struck another worker. We quickly began to climb down to see if the person was OK, and the same coworker dropped a metal pole, and crushed my hand, two minutes after the first accident. FML

#21485887
59 comments

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On 10/29/2015 at 4:51pm - work - by sparky83000 - Canada

Today, I got fired from my job a week before I started my new position in a different area of the company. My supervisor found out I was going to be making more money than her. FML

#21485734
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26541) - you deserved it (1491)

On 10/29/2015 at 6:20am - work - by cpizzle12 - United States (Virginia)



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