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Today, I went into work to set up a new store. There was a lot of lifting so I dressed casual. This happened to be the day the owner brought in his conservative family to check out the store. I was wearing a shirt that says "everyone poops" and has a donkey and elephant pooping. FML

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On 05/04/2009 at 1:40am - work - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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I mean, I understand wanting to dress casual... but isn't there kind of a line somewhere between casual and inappropriate?

#6 - On 05/04/2009 at 7:17am by KwitIt

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Why would you even buy a t-shirt like that?

#3 - On 05/04/2009 at 7:11am by skinonskin

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