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Today, I went into work to set up a new store. There was a lot of lifting so I dressed casual. This happened to be the day the owner brought in his conservative family to check out the store. I was wearing a shirt that says "everyone poops" and has a donkey and elephant pooping. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10133) - you deserved it (40137)

On 05/04/2009 at 1:40am - work - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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