Clothes, Awkward and Work: It's called fashion

It's called fashion

By anonymous - 04/05/2009 05:40 - United States

Today, I went into work to set up a new store. There was a lot of lifting so I dressed casual. This happened to be the day the owner brought in his conservative family to check out the store. I was wearing a shirt that says "Everyone Poops" and has a donkey and elephant pooping. FML

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By fittingroompotty - 02/03/2009 13:38 - United States

Today, the fitting room of the store I worked in smelled really bad. The customers started to complain and since I was on fitting room duty I went to go investigate. A middle aged woman pooped on the floor and then put the chair on top to cover it. FML

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By Chris - 25/01/2022 14:01

Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML

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By lifesucks0925 - 06/09/2013 07:01 - United States - Vallejo

Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML

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By Lizzie - 30/05/2013 22:32 - United States - Rockford

Today, we had a get together for work at a restaurant I've never heard of. After spending all week trying to make a good impression on my new boss and co-workers, I showed up in a pair of shorts and a Star Wars T-Shirt. Turns out it was one of the fanciest restaurants in town. FML

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By g_unit - 10/12/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2009 02:38 - United States

Today, I walked into work, and the first question my boss asks me is "Are those your pajamas?" I was wearing my favorite outfit. FML

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By Uglyshirts - 09/04/2009 08:44 - South Africa

Today, I was the first one to wear the ugly corporate shirts we received. The people in my office-all of them guys were all saying that it looked a lot better than they thought it would. Later that day I went to the toilet and saw the shirt gapes open in front and you could see my boobs. FML

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By Username - 21/03/2012 17:10 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my boss recognized my shoes under the stall wall and had a conversation with me while we were both taking a dump. I had severe diarrhea. FML

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By DefinitelyNotDogshit - 28/08/2013 04:06 - United States - Levittown

Today, I walked into my new office for the first time after receiving the promotion I've been trying for. Someone took a dump on my desk. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 12:40 - Australia

Today, I am wearing a panda suit for the promotion of the restaurant I work at. FML

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KwitIt 0

Monday 4 May 2009 13:17

I mean, I understand wanting to dress casual... but isn't there kind of a line somewhere between casual and inappropriate?

skinonskin 0

Monday 4 May 2009 13:11

Why would you even buy a t-shirt like that?

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gramie 8

Monday 4 May 2009 20:16

I wonder if there is a link to the children's book "Everyone Poops" by Gomi Taro. My kids loved that!

AnneFTW 17

Monday 4 May 2009 20:29

YDI for even owning a retarded t-shirt like that.

kurry 0

Monday 4 May 2009 21:40

great book, weird shirt for an adult. stop wearing that.

I_am_stupid_also 6

Monday 4 May 2009 21:41

Too bad the elephant wasn't humping the donkey with the caption "Everybody *****."

ftsk_fan_12 0

Monday 4 May 2009 21:46

fyl for owning that shirt

iEuphorical 0

Monday 4 May 2009 21:52

Threadless shirts are awesome! Well played. You should have added that the donkey/elephant is the republican/democrat.. thing.

bishmeala 0

Monday 4 May 2009 22:08

why did you wear that shirt.

parisinla 0

Monday 4 May 2009 22:12

at least its bipartesan.

maddayyy 0

Monday 4 May 2009 22:12

you can dress casual without dressing like a retard. I can understand wearing a shirt like that to bed, or around the house, but to work?

spuuuddd 0

Monday 4 May 2009 22:14

wow you're retarded. really seriously retarded.

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