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Jul's Illustrated FML

Hello there! I’m glad to be here to greet you once more. I was just at the zoo with Paris Hilton checking out the kangaroos when...

By Julien / Friday 5 October 2012 10:30 /

FML on two wheels

Hello everybody! Today we're back in the USA with an artist from Illinois. You sure do know his webcomic featuring lovable rabbits...

By Alice / Friday 22 June 2012 16:19 /

R.I.P. FML

If the title got you here because you thought FML was going to shut up shop, then I'm evil. Of course, today's headline only refers...

By Alice / Thursday 22 March 2012 18:01 /

The FML Quiz: Video Game Edition

Calling all gamers and FML fans! We dare you to put your skills to the test in this week's quiz!

By Cali - / Wednesday 5 July 2017 17:02 / France - Paris

Ugly FML

Ahoy my sweet readers, how was your week? I truly hope you enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed the America's Next Top Model final (wtf...

By Alice / Friday 16 December 2011 13:54 /

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The Big Summer Treasure Hunt: FML is giving away two smartphones and $1,500 in Amazon gift cards!

By Cali / Thursday 6 July 2017 12:39

After the smashing success of the Clucking Machine this Easter, FML is bringing sexy back. Come sail the sea in our summer pirate game!

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Community Blog: Tab Changes

By Cali / Thursday 6 July 2017 17:36

Hello FMLers! Did you notice a change at the top of the page? The Blog tab was moved! And there's a new tab! The sky is falling!

FML video: I'm a koala

Here's another FML video from our friends at 10secondtraumas.com. Enjoy! Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when...

By FML Team / Friday 23 September 2011 17:55 /

Illustrated interview : FML's naughty dream

CLICK HERE TO SEE THE ILLUSTRATED FML Erin's website: http://www.erinhunting.com/ If you want to be the next...

By Alice / Sunday 3 July 2011 07:54 /

FML’s video traumas

We’ve come across a team of unsuspecting geniuses. They write, direct, produce and star in a series of 10-second videos under the name...

By Didi / Friday 22 April 2011 09:13 /

15 Kinky Pics from French President Macron's Horniest Fan

The young French president is powerful and successful, so why can't we take him seriously? Sexy Instagram accounts like this one definitely...

By Cali - / Saturday 15 July 2017 02:00 /

The prince and FML

This is so tempting we don't know how we can handle it. By ordering some french fries? Ok ok, no we won't make fun of today's artist's...

By FML Team / Friday 14 January 2011 15:31 /

Maow this FML

There's nothing cuter than a cat. It can be noisy, it can scratch your leg or puke on your pillow, but it's always cute. And cute,...

By FML Team / Thursday 23 September 2010 12:47 /

Self-Proclaimed Drug Dealer Calls 911 to Report Missing Cocaine, Ends Up in Jail Because, Duh

How else could he have possibly expected this to end? This FML is brought to you by none other than, you guessed it, Florida Man.

By Nina - / Friday 21 July 2017 02:00 /

My FML best friend

Hello folks, how are you today? Not too sad that 24, Lost and the Cyanide & Happiness month all ended? Well, everything has an end...

By FML Team / Friday 4 June 2010 20:09 /

FML all over your face

It's here, it's big, it's red, it's frankly ugly, and tonight you have a party. Welcome to Pimple Island; population: the rest of what...

By FML Team / Friday 19 February 2010 20:36 /

FML celebrates Halloween

Two weeks late, yes, we know, but since Dr Emmett Lathrop Brown developed his coolest invention, time seems to be much less impressive...

By FML Team / Friday 20 November 2009 09:51 /

Edmund Finney's FML

Hey there everybody! It's good to be back home after a fantastic week off. As some of you may have notice, in the manner of Jesus and...

By FML Team / Saturday 22 August 2009 13:07 /

Wanna date FML?

Aspirin slowly dissolving, messed-up apartment, your weak voice begging for the world’s volume to be turned down, yes, its hangover...

By FML Team / Friday 12 June 2009 11:57 /

What is this website?

The first website started out as viedemerde.fr, originally on an IRC channel which allowed a few friends in France to exchange FML...

By The FML Team / Tuesday 13 January 2009 22:39 /

And the FML that made you laugh the most this week is:

Anything involving the in-laws, food and theft is going to result in something like…

By Alan - / Sunday 16 July 2017 14:30 / France - Paris

18 Hilarious Photoshops of Kellyanne Conway's Idiotic Flashcards

Photoshop wizards are always ready to pounce on an opportunity like this!

By Cali - / Monday 17 July 2017 21:30 /

Close Encounters of the FML Kind.

Alienz, man. They've come for us.

By Nina - / Sunday 21 May 2017 19:00 /

FML Oh La La

Come with me on a trip to France to see how they do FML on the other side of the Atlantic!

By Nina - / Tuesday 4 July 2017 08:38 / United States - Burlingame

27 Ridiculous Reactions to Ed Sheeran's Game of Thrones Cameo

"Today, I got the chance to appear on a popular TV show. Everyone hated my scene. FML"

By Cali - / Wednesday 19 July 2017 16:00 /

15+ Responses To ‘Aladdin’ Cast Picks in Twitter Tantrums

You’d think being cast in a leading role in a Disney film would be the highlight of your career, but you'd be forgetting about the...

By Nina - / Wednesday 19 July 2017 21:30 /

20 Reasons Why Mojitos Are The Perfect Solution To A Shitty Day

Is life kicking you in the balls? Break out the Bacardi and get over it with the ultimate anti-FML elixir on National Mojito Day!

By Nina - / Tuesday 11 July 2017 20:00 /

The "What's Happening?" of FML this week

In this new weekly section, you'll get the scoop on everything FML, like what's going on, what's coming up, and what we're wearing....

By Alan - / Monday 27 February 2017 16:47 / France - Paris

Internet Up In Arms Over Whitewashed Beyonce Wax Figure

Even for the most famous and revered woman in pop culture, FMLs are impossible to avoid, like when wax sculptors around the world attempt...

By Nina - / Thursday 20 July 2017 21:30 / France - Paris

Summer's here and the time is right for… 10 FMLs about Summer!

You should be dancing in the street, but no, your Summer is going from bad to worse. Here's a selection of FMLs from the past that...

By Alan - / Thursday 13 July 2017 14:30 / France - Paris

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Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture of a bra he claimed I left at his house. I know every single bra I own, and it wasn't one of them, or so I thought....

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Today, after two weeks of intense detective work, I found out my wife isn't cheating on me after all. She really has just been going out and playing table...

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Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana Grace. My sister just revealed she is having a girl and...

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Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML

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Today, I started a new job as a pet sitter and the fist pet I was going to watch over was this golden lab. Apparently it needed some medicine for a heart...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, at an out of state job fair, the person who interviewed me told me I was perfect for the job; I just needed a license. I exchanged emails weekly...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

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Today, or actually a couple days ago, I went to get a drink with a boy I like, accidentally got too drunk and remember nothing except that I decided to...

Today, I got into an accident in my girlfriend's car. While I was in the emergency room, crying from the pain, she reassured me, "don't worry, you can...

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Time for Family Counseling?

Today, my drunk brother told me he has an incest fetish. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By "asperix" - / Tuesday 18 July 2017 15:50 /

Brain Bleach Please!

Today, my mom asked me to back up her phone. When I downloaded all of her pictures and checked to make sure they were all saved, I accidentally saw the topless photos she's been sexting my dad. I can erase the files, but not the images in my mind. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By yepi'mblindnow - / Thursday 13 July 2017 11:48 /

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