Cooking Struggles By FML Videos - 29/11/2018 12:30 - United States - New York Rude but fair. I agree, your life sucks 266 You deserved it 68 Share Tweet Share
Today, after finally moving into a better neighborhood, my family and I were greeted by the elderly couple who live window to window to us. How? By hearing them have sex loudly and then praying for forgiveness even louder. Welcome to the neighborhood! FML I agree, your life sucks 40 017 You deserved it 3 408
Today, I got stuck in an elevator. The help-line told me, "Don't touch the door. We'll be there soon". Two hours later, I had a headache, my legs were stiff, and my date must've thought I stood her up. The tech finally arrived, pries the door open, then rudely asked, "Why didn't you do that yourself?" FML I agree, your life sucks 44 451 You deserved it 3 567
Today, I have two decades of existing under my belt, yet I still can't drive. The idea of trusting yourself and others to not be dumbasses when you're moving at high speeds is not at all appealing to my anxiety-ridden brain. I can't even ride a bike properly. How the hell am I ever going to live independently? FML I agree, your life sucks 354 You deserved it 327
Today, I got into an argument with my dad in his hotel room. I lost my temper and stormed out onto the balcony for some fresh air, at which point he decided to lock the door behind me, trapping me there for half an hour while he watched TV. FML I agree, your life sucks 22 925 You deserved it 12 131
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML I agree, your life sucks 4 660 You deserved it 398
Today, my dad told me quite bluntly that, while he loved me, he never planned to have me. My mom baby-trapped him by sabotaging their birth control methods, and my existence ruined his life irrevocably and caused the functional alcoholism he has suffered with for 40 years. FML I agree, your life sucks 662 You deserved it 105
Today, I was writing a research paper for my psych class and read that people who have attempted suicide are seven times more likely to die from heart disease at a young age. I had a sudden chest pain, and I’ve had four suicide attempts between age 9 and 19. FML I agree, your life sucks 709 You deserved it 241
Today, I was doing it with my girlfriend. Trying to be sexy, I moaned her name. She replied, "What?" FML I agree, your life sucks 30 183 You deserved it 9 755