When you think you have the perfect argument... By Lewis - 09/12/2018 18:00 - France - Paris Guess again! I agree, your life sucks 270 You deserved it 103 Share Tweet Share
Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML I agree, your life sucks 11 871 You deserved it 43 966
Today, so… you know how sometimes girls give the weird guys a chance and it works out beautifully and they marry, have kids, and live happily ever after. Yeah, didn’t work for me. I gave the weird guy from work a chance and he asked if he could lick my armpits on the first date. FML I agree, your life sucks 553 You deserved it 119
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She started panting harder and going, "AH, AH, AH..." and I thought she was about to come. Next thing I know, there's snot splattered all over my face and neck. Turns out it was a sneeze. FML I agree, your life sucks 76 790 You deserved it 8 863
Today, I tried to save money by buying a generic brand of coffee instead of my usual brand. It tasted terrible and I ended up throwing it away. FML I agree, your life sucks 533 You deserved it 322
Today, I had to slowly explain to my daughter why her Facebook profile isn't a valid piece of ID. FML I agree, your life sucks 32 456 You deserved it 5 089
Today, I went out on a date with a girl. Everything was going well until I shared how my family was affected by the 2010 earthquake in Haiti. She immediately got up and left, calling me a liar. Apparently, I'm "too cute" to be of Haitian descent. What the hell? FML I agree, your life sucks 57 229 You deserved it 3 680
Today, my husband of 10 years decided only after I told him I wanted a divorce that his niece is also his daughter. FML I agree, your life sucks 3 016 You deserved it 276
Today, I won an award at school for my hard work. Afterwards, my parents told me off. Why? They wanted my brother to get it instead of me. FML I agree, your life sucks 39 731 You deserved it 1 964