Going through the week like By Lewis - 24/01/2019 19:00 Yup, it's pretty much like it... I agree, your life sucks 270 You deserved it 110 Share Tweet Share
Today, my husband and I were role playing to keep our marriage alive. His character was a deranged stalker while I was the helpless girl. My neighbor thought I was really being chased so she called the cops. Once they came we explained the whole story and got a fine for disturbing the peace. FML I agree, your life sucks 23 850 You deserved it 7 891
Today, I just learned that the silly song my parents taught me as a small child, and would sometimes make me sing for the family, is actually a very thinly veiled series of penis jokes. Why just now? Because I hadn't thought about it for years, until my grandma brought it up at a reunion. FML I agree, your life sucks 395 You deserved it 74
Today, my dad interrupted my job interview with a phone call, just to say, "I fucked your mom." No shit, dad. FML I agree, your life sucks 49 882 You deserved it 7 906
Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks for them. FML I agree, your life sucks 36 232 You deserved it 3 544
Today, I went to surprise my boyfriend at his job. When I saw he wasn't there, I asked a co-worker, who told me his "sister" came by earlier. He's an only child. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 055 You deserved it 66
Today, I was waitressing at the diner and a guy ordered two eggs, one scrambled and one poached. He hurled his plate at me angrily because they "scrambled the egg he wanted poached and poached the egg he wanted scrambled." He stormed out without paying. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 426 You deserved it 76
Today, my brother thought it would be absolutely hilarious to replace my cold sore cream with superglue. FML I agree, your life sucks 3 843 You deserved it 265
Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML I agree, your life sucks 41 177 You deserved it 3 146