My eyes!

By Anonymous - 30/11/2022 18:00

Spicy
Today, I saw my neighbors having sex. They’re not great looking and bang like pornstars. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Have you not mastered to advanced technique called "Looking Away?" How long did you watch the uggos bang?

And today we learned:… (1) You don’t have to be attractive to have good sex… (2) Your neck and eyes swivel - You don’t have to look at something if it makes you uncomfortable.

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Have you not mastered to advanced technique called "Looking Away?" How long did you watch the uggos bang?

Marcella1016 31

And that, kids, is how new kinks are born!

And today we learned:… (1) You don’t have to be attractive to have good sex… (2) Your neck and eyes swivel - You don’t have to look at something if it makes you uncomfortable.

Why were you so close you could see through my window with my lights off?

So if they had looked attractive, it would have been okay? Why did you keep watching them?