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Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend and tell him that the red bumps around my nipples was heat rash, rather than admit it was actually razor burn. FML

#20110590
178 comments

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On 10/10/2012 at 3:07pm - intimacy - by hairynips (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I spent two hours making a cake that I'd promised my class for weeks. I boarded the train to school, but soon dozed off. A few minutes later, I awoke with a start and noticed a chunk of the cake missing and a homeless man next to me with frosting around his mouth. FML

#13717829
156 comments

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On 11/04/2010 at 7:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that every single picture that I have ever sent to my boyfriend, his father has also received. Every. Single. One. FML

#21337935
125 comments

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On 01/15/2015 at 10:43pm - love - by everysingleone - United States

Today, I discovered that airbags aren't nearly as comfy as they look. FML

#17375706
112 comments

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On 08/05/2011 at 5:57am - health - by jbthedude - United Kingdom (Dorset)

Today, I visited my family for spring break because I've been away at college and I haven't seen them since Christmas. Almost as soon as I walked in the door, my mom had me clean the living room area, clean up cat vomit, and do the dishes. Thanks guys... I missed you too. FML

#9047484
88 comments

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On 03/13/2010 at 2:01pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I saw a huge wolf spider in my room. It ran off and hid before I could kill it, but after two hours looking for it then giving up, I finally found it, with my foot, as I put on my shoes. FML

#21453669
85 comments

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On 08/08/2015 at 11:10pm - animals - by terrified (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my sister is visiting. She used more toilet paper today than I have in two months. FML

#18587898
133 comments

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On 12/23/2011 at 10:45am - misc - by jriese444 - United States (Virginia)

Today, the toilet on the top floor of my house burst, soaked the bathroom, and water dripped down into the kitchen and the basement for hours when nobody was home. Eight blowers and a dehumidifier later, the house is about 90 degrees and I can't leave. FML

#15898424
73 comments

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On 04/23/2011 at 2:33pm - misc - by wet (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I realised that I could see my own mustache out of my peripheral vision while I was eating. I'm a 23 year old woman. FML

#13141247
154 comments

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On 09/21/2010 at 10:23am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, I was messing around with my boyfriend, trying to get him to tell me he loved me more than KISS, his favorite band. He couldn't do it. FML

#6985452
120 comments

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On 12/28/2009 at 1:13am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, a fifth grader gave me a note from his "father" excusing him from PE. It was riddled with spelling errors and shockingly poor grammar, so I rejected it as a blatant fake. Several hours later, I was informed by his very angry father that it wasn't actually fake. FML

#21460557
91 comments

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On 08/25/2015 at 3:22pm - kids - by shit.jpg (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I started working my new summer job at McDonald's. Only 2 hours into my first shift, my tooth falls out onto a young girl's tray of food. Not only did she see it, but my managers and other people waiting in line all saw it. I don't think I have a summer job anymore. FML

Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I'm now afraid to add people on Facebook. FML

#17686086
147 comments

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On 09/07/2011 at 1:23am - health - by pottie69 - United States (Illinois)



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