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Today, after handing over the cash to buy my sister's car off her, she refused to sign any of the paperwork, and later put an ad on Craigslist selling the same car. I got scammed by my own sister. FML

Today, one of my two roommates moved out without warning after we discovered that the rent hadn't been paid in full in a month, the utility bill hadn't been paid in two months, and the electric bill hadn't been paid in three months. We found out when the power was turned off. FML

Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML

#21419568
77 comments

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On 06/02/2015 at 3:42am - money - by sorrystupid - United States

Today, I had to skip lunch to work on a big project, so I stopped by a vending machine. The number I wanted was 126, but I accidentally typed 124, using my last dollar. 124 was the only empty row. FML

#21418098
48 comments

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On 05/30/2015 at 2:53pm - money - by broke and hungry - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I received a promotional message offering a half-off deal on an expensive coffee maker. The only reason why I received the message is because I bought that same coffee maker yesterday and I signed up to their mailing list. FML

#21417141
57 comments

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On 05/28/2015 at 1:41pm - money - by FFS - Cyprus (Limassol)

Today, it's been exactly 2 years since I graduated college. I make less money in my full-time job now than I did working part-time in college. FML

#21416055
99 comments

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On 05/26/2015 at 12:50pm - money - by Real Life Sucks - United States

Today, I lost a book. I'd used my credit card as a bookmark. FML

#21415900
109 comments

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On 05/26/2015 at 2:54am - money - by stupid (man) - United States (California)

Today, my aunt, whom I live with, told me she is going to move out and demanded her half of the rent back, as she only spent two days a week there. When I told her that's not how rent works, she called my mom to tell her what a failure she had raised. Her own sons are unemployed drug addicts. FML

#21414120
49 comments

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On 05/22/2015 at 6:14pm - money - by Failure (woman) - Germany (Sachsen-Anhalt)

Today, I missed my bus. But it didn't miss me. I've been in the hospital for 8 hours with a broken leg. FML

#21413750
51 comments

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On 05/21/2015 at 9:55pm - money - by FrickingBusDrivers (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got stopped by people asking for donations for their charity services. Being who I am, I hate saying no to people, so I told them "I don't have any money, only my card." Did you know they also accept payment by card? FML

#21412233
88 comments

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On 05/18/2015 at 9:22pm - money - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my mom cleaned out my bank account, saying my "no-good dad" owes her child support and that she'll get it one way or another. FML

#21410631
108 comments

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On 05/15/2015 at 6:26pm - money - by that was mine - United States (New Jersey)

Today, all of my roommates handed in their vacating notice unexpectedly. They are all moving to a new house together in two weeks, leaving me to be either homeless or forced to pay 4 times what I was paying in rent. FML

#21409927
75 comments

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On 05/14/2015 at 8:41am - money - by sparkyjaf - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my rental car had an automatic rear hatch. That sounded helpful until I used it and it emptied $60 in just-purchased groceries for the week on the parking lot pavement. The jars and jugs weren't ready for the leap. FML

#21408338
49 comments

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On 05/11/2015 at 10:37am - money - by technodont - United States



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