Today, I found my daughter on Facebook after years of looking for her after the divorce. It turns out it was my ex pretending to be my daughter so she could track me down. FML
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On 02/11/2009 at 9:06pm - misc - by toad (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my mom asked me if I had an eating problem because I've been eating less. I only started eating less because she told me I ate too much. FML
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On 02/11/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by hungry - United States (Virginia)
Today, I told the guy I have feelings for that I'm interested in, and asked him how he feels about it. He responded via text, saying, "I feel fairly neutral about that." FML
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On 02/11/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by iwantpizza69 (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
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On 02/11/2009 at 6:57pm - misc - by chee (woman) - United States (California)
Today, when my husband got home from work, I was standing in the kitchen, wearing nothing but stilletos. He asked me to make him hot chocolate. FML
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On 02/11/2009 at 6:52pm - misc - by sissica (woman) - United States (Mississippi)
Today, after being in the hospital for 2 days with no visitors, I got my first phone call. It was my best friend asking if he could date my ex girlfriend. FML
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On 02/11/2009 at 6:33pm - misc - by EKG (man) - United States (West Virginia)
Today, as I sat on the table in my gynecologist's office for my yearly checkup, I realized that was the most action I got in the past year. FML
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On 02/11/2009 at 3:04pm - misc - by dynomyte (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my mom and I were looking at pictures from the beach. She goes, "That is a REALLY ugly picture of Michelle" (my cousin). The picture was of me. FML
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On 02/11/2009 at 2:57pm - misc - by bm (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, my entire family sat down in the living room to watch the video I recorded of my sister's graduation from college. I never pressed record. FML
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On 02/11/2009 at 2:24pm - misc - by red button - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
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On 02/11/2009 at 11:51am - misc - by seriously?! (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I received a packet of papers in the mail by the state suing me for child support. I am 22 and still a virgin. FML
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On 02/11/2009 at 10:51am - misc - by Distressed (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I asked my boss for a raise. He responded with "Who the hell are you?" FML
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On 02/11/2009 at 9:59am - misc - by ADD (man) - Bulgaria (Grad Sofiya)
Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML
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On 02/11/2009 at 9:45am - misc - by Chicketi (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
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