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Today, I bought a brand new huge leather recliner. After laying down and watching football for some time, I sit up and hear a loud shatter. My iPhone was crushed by the mechanics of the chair after it slipped out of my pocket. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23875) - you deserved it (7541)

On 02/10/2010 at 2:54am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

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Damn Iphones are like having a trout in your pocket sometimes.

#6 - On 02/10/2010 at 10:03am by CallMeHush

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FYL man it seems like final destination it was like destined to break if it broke from the chair mechanics

#8 - On 02/10/2010 at 10:05am by paid2think

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