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Today, I was trying to write an essay for school while sleep deprived. After getting 7 pages into it, I crashed face-first onto the keyboard and slept for 20 minutes. When I woke up, my essay was nothing more than a blank document. My face had been pressing the Backspace button the entire time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15296) - you deserved it (23513)

On 11/10/2009 at 10:38pm - misc - by IHateYouBackspace (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Your entire face was on the keyboard and you only hit one button towards the top?

Are you deformed?

#8 - On 11/11/2009 at 3:06am by anonacs

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and you wouldnt "crash" face first even if you were tired that's something NOBODY would do unless they fainted, which you obv didnt

#2 - On 11/11/2009 at 2:56am by Gahhreg

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