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Today, at the airport, my mom began talking about how useless the war in Iraq was, and how dumb the soldiers that serve there were for enlisting during the war. The soldier at the vending machine near us caught my eye. I mouthed, "Sorry" and he mouthed, slowly, "You fuckin' better be." FML

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On 06/26/2009 at 3:57am - misc - by ILuvYouSoldiers (man) - United States (Missouri)

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We should ship your mother over to Iraq. God bless our soldiers.

#3 - On 06/26/2009 at 10:10am by Dusk1

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That's awful. I give soldiers hugs and tell them thank you. Your mom needs to learn a little respect.

#4 - On 06/26/2009 at 10:10am by alwaysalady

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