Today, my girlfriend's dad returned home from deployment. Being the grade A fucktard that I am, I got flustered and asked, "So um, did you make it back?" He looked me dead in the eyes and said completely deadpan, "No, obviously I died. Moron." FML

By whoops - / Friday 1 August 2014 20:45 / United States - Vincennes
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  1two3four5six  |  23

oh, so you've never gotten nervous and said something stupid in a conversation?

  junkman6  |  22

Oh come on #48 when did I say "all" calm down with the defensiveness. I was just saying most! Like if you had ten military daughters in a room 9.9 of them would be whores! That's obviously not "all" of them!

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