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Today, it hit me that I'm incredibly pathetic, when at the age of 21, I tucked my stuffed animals into bed with me, facing in different directions so they could keep watch for monsters while I slept. FML


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On 10/16/2013 at 2:48pm - misc - by SaveMeTeddy (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Pathetic? Hardly! Those monsters under the bed are only slightly scarier than the ones in the closet. It's a damned good thing you have such good protection.

#1 - On 10/16/2013 at 5:57pm by DocBastard

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Well if you haven't been attacked by monsters yet, then they're doing a good a job.

#2 - On 10/16/2013 at 5:57pm by josebaseball11

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