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By SaveMeTeddy - / Wednesday 16 October 2013 18:48 / Canada - Burnaby
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  Booda_Shun  |  28

I'd do the same.

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  TwistedCherub1  |  15

At 27 I had a friend come check under my bed for a clown. People with smiles painted on are the worst kind of monsters. I wish I had your forethought, OP, to have guards.

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#1 couldn't have said it better. I'm 15 and I have to sleep with two mounds of pillows next to me and a blanket over it so the monsters can't even see me in the first place.

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  ImAFaker  |  29

I use condoms for protection. I mean in bed. Against the monsters. Ok that came out wrong. I'm going to stop now.

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  TwistedCherub1  |  15

I don't worry so much now. Partially because of my husband, but mostly because the cute little thing in my picture is now a 25lb, 4 month old beast who lives under our bed and eats anything.

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  MistySky  |  17

Aren't you a faker? You wouldn't need protection... :p

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  CallMeMcFeelii  |  13

Maybe the monsters in 59's room are like those little parasites that crawl in your urethra when you're swimming. That's a fucking monster, I'd use condoms as protection too! That's just downright terrifying to think about.

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  etishuman22  |  32

#118 I make sure not to let my hand slip behind my pillows between the headboard and the mattress so "dead people" don't grab my hands and pull me down. Oh and I'm 23 freaking years old. Sometimes when my family goes on vacation without me I sleep with the light on at night.

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  raytyler26  |  16

This is the most retarded conversation I've ever seen.

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  Kukironosuke  |  16

I really like where this thread's OP and the chat are going, especially the person who says scooby doos are the best protection, I sleep in bed with a few pokemon and some other pillow pals(including an odie from garfield, and scooby doo too) and although I don't arrange them in any certain order, I trust them to destroy any bad things that may or may not be trying to creep into my bed, I haven't had a nightmare, bad dream, or even restless night in over 10 years (I'm almost 23 now) and I attribute it to my strong connection with my childhood, a healthy dose of happiness, and surrounding myself with things that are meant to make you feel better, rather than chasing things that are intended to scare/anger/depress, so many sad people out there today... maybe all they really need is a teddy to protect them at night

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  Kukironosuke  |  16

I forgot to mention I have a teddy bear thats older than I am... as far as I know hes 1-2 weeks older than I am(bought as a pre-born gift) and he has always been there to protect me

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  ergone56  |  15

I'm 21 and I'm still scared of the dark. I have other "pathetic" phobias that lots of people laugh at but hey its who I am. don't be ashamed of it.

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  BLT10009  |  4

i have two buildabears: putin and medvedev. and my devoted husband to keep my safe from thw darkness. plus my mattress is on the floor. so now under the bed for me! #winning

By  mnwlf13  |  3

time to grow up

By  brizzyd  |  10

I used to do that, then I turned 7

By  jessBeAqueen  |  13

how pathetic!!! ...everyone knows you should be using army figures! duuuh!!!

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  Pussycat86  |  18

I'm 27 and I can't leave for any business or pleasure purposes without packing my stuffies, it feels horrible though I have to pack them in luggage, 1st thing I do when I get to my destination is let them out! I don't mind the creepy looks I usually get from housekeeping at hotels I stay in, my stuffies have been through everything and I never want to let go of them!

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