By SaveMeTeddy - 16/10/2013 18:48 - Canada - Burnaby

Today, it hit me that I'm incredibly pathetic, when at the age of 21, I tucked my stuffed animals into bed with me, facing in different directions so they could keep watch for monsters while I slept. FML
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DocBastard 38

Pathetic? Hardly! Those monsters under the bed are only slightly scarier than the ones in the closet. It's a damned good thing you have such good protection.

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josebaseball11 14

Well if you haven't been attacked by monsters yet, then they're doing a good a job.

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thenewgirl29 20

I had to sleep on the couch with a nightlight on after watching a scary clip on the Internet the other day. I'm 29. You are not alone. Lol

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mdcdeve 10

I have 30 teddys on my bed and 40 in the other room on their own bed, being 26 doesn't stop me from liking them :p

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sjbartholome 14

Don't sweat it OP. Someone has to look out for monsters. You are not pathetic at all!

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sjbartholome 14

I sleep with my Packers blankey to scare away the Bears, Lions, and Vikings

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cathrope 10

#71 I see you don't get the joke that #70 made. :)

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Kkkdawg 27

I still sleep with a bunny I've had for 25 years. I'm afraid to have my feet under my bed, and I try not to let my feet dangle over the edge of my bed. I also keep my closet doors open ALL the time, and have done so my whole life. In my old room I actually had my dad take the closet doors off. Monsters are a very real fear for me :/

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FluffyArt 6

See, I keep my closet doors CLOSED, so the snake killer inside will make noise if it tries to come out to get me. I always get freaked out if they are left open.

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texassavvy 8

As long as you don't act that way in public, I don't see it as a truly bad thing. Well. Except the boogeyman can't come

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worldclassrager 39

Better than sleeping with a knife next to your bed...wait I do that...

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poncho55 40

Lol, why not both? I cuddle my stuffed friends at night but also have my awesome knife on the nightstand for extra security. (:

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warteM 14

No way that it is patethic. I still sleep with a stuffed animal beside my bed atleast even when my boyfriend is home with me. It is soothibg for the child inside you! :)

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perdix 29

What is pathetic is that you think stuffed animals will put up a credible defense against monsters! I'm way older than 21 and my array of GI Joes have successfully repelled many monster invasions.

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