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Today, I told my friend over the phone that I had to go drop the kids off at the pool. She told me that she didn't need to know about my bathroom habits and hung up on me. I really had to take my children to the local swimming pool for swim lessons. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20688) - you deserved it (2502)

On 06/25/2012 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Its like people don't even think things through these days

#3 - On 06/25/2012 at 12:59pm by Mideoyeo

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Thats where my mind went too....

#1 - On 06/25/2012 at 12:59pm by gojira666

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