Dirty mind

By Anonymous - 25/06/2012 15:53 - United States - Elizabethtown

Today, I told my friend over the phone that I had to go drop the kids off at the pool. She told me that she didn't need to know about my bathroom habits and hung up on me. I really had to take my children to the local swimming pool for swim lessons. FML
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Mideoyeo 12

Its like people don't even think things through these days

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drawmyhearton_fml 3

Are there really people who say "drop the children at the pool" and mean it as "taking a dump" ? O_e if so, that's a really weird expression!

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False_Stupidity 41

Your friend is sick to death of you find new friends

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baubabe05 3

I am happy to say that I didn't think that what so ever!

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rebeccac3 5

Omg that I why I thought too! But--your friend sounds like a total Bitch)

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melrose90210 10

I haven't heard someone say that since jr high.

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cmb8280 24

Ppl ruins these FMLs by being all serious and trying to give advice. This is hilarious!!

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MerrikBarbarian 9

Am I the only one who thought instantly of the Everything Comes Down to Poo song from Scrubs?

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aprilita 8

I truly don't understand how this is an FML, **** your life because your friend thought you had to go take a dump..? Waste of an FML

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Arrawyn 12

I assumed you meant swimming pool from the start. Your friends aren't the brightest OP

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nattyuce 0

Hahahaha I laughed so hard when I read this you need new friends if they are serious about that haha

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