About Evilplatypus
Anyone else find it a tad creepy that random people come in to look at this? Do they expect me to have answered the meaning of life in here? On a side note: I firmly believe the tilde ~, the most useless punctuation known to the English language, should be the official punctuation of sarcasm. Reasons people vote YDI on posts that can't possibly be YDI: They accidentally hit the wrong button They're going for a badge They're pissed a story of theirs hasn't been posted and are getting "revenge" They think OP is overreacting They think the OP is whining about "first world problems" They like to even the odds on the voting They're playing devil's advocate for a side of the story we're not seeing Etc...
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Evilplatypus's favorite FMLs

Today, I was picking my daughter up at day care. She was outside playing kick ball. A red ball rolls over to me, and trying to impress the kids, I kicked it over the slide. I turn around to see three crying six year olds. It was their hamster ball. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 5 August 2009 17:10 / United States
By Claire / Saturday 19 January 2013 13:51 / United States - Parkville
By mel - / Friday 18 January 2013 23:18 / New Zealand - Auckland
By Keastwood013 / Friday 18 January 2013 15:25 / United States
By agh marriage - / Thursday 11 October 2012 05:56 / Australia - Albany Creek