That isn't true, I heard of this guy who supposedly hasn't urinated or taken a shit in years. He's some sort of monk or something.

Unlikely, I think one would die under those circumstances.

96 - Considering excretion is to remove poisonous waste from our bodies, I doubt that very much.

Considering people believe in much crazier miracles, it isn't that hard to believe. Maybe he has a special diet? Or maybe he's just really holy.

Being really faithful to his beliefs wouldn't stop the waste from his body being produced or poisoning him. A special diet wouldn't stop it either, every type of food and drink will produce left-over waste that will kill you if not removed from the body. The only "special diet" which would stop him from excreting would be to eat and drink nothing at all. That would prove just as fatal as not excreting. It is simply impossible that any living creature could survive without excreting. In fact, the ability to excrete is one of the marks of a living creature. If the monk isn't excreting, then he isn't strictly a living organism from a scientific point of view.

If his body's not functioning, he's not alive. Did they check him for vital signs like breathing, blinking, or his heart beating?

132 - So you're saying he's a zombie? I knew this would happen.

OR, OR...OR perhaps, we never heard of such euphemism for taking a shit. Don't call us idiot for lack of knowledge in slang.

Well people shouldn't call other people idiots for their own lack of knowledge in slang.

Its a common saying

Yeah, I can see both sides.