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Today, when I excitedly announced to my mother-in-law that I was pregnant, she looked at me with a blank expression and asked me who the father was. She's 45. She's not senile or suffering from dementia, but apparently just suffering from being a chronic bitch. FML
You should have told her about it AFTER she had finished rounding up the rest of the Dalmatians, she might have been in a better mood then.
And now we see why the letters of "mother in law" rearranged spell "Hitler woman"
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 22 May 2015