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Today, when I excitedly announced to my mother-in-law that I was pregnant, she looked at me with a blank expression and asked me who the father was. She's 45. She's not senile or suffering from dementia, but apparently just suffering from being a chronic bitch. FML
You should have told her about it AFTER she had finished rounding up the rest of the Dalmatians, she might have been in a better mood then.
And now we see why the letters of "mother in law" rearranged spell "Hitler woman"
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 6 December 2013