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Today, when I excitedly announced to my mother-in-law that I was pregnant, she looked at me with a blank expression and asked me who the father was. She's 45. She's not senile or suffering from dementia, but apparently just suffering from being a chronic bitch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34661) - you deserved it (3017)

On 01/17/2012 at 12:04pm - misc - by littlelottie - United States (Florida)

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You should have told her about it AFTER she had finished rounding up the rest of the Dalmatians, she might have been in a better mood then.

#1 - On 01/17/2012 at 4:22pm by Tits_N_Turbos

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And now we see why the letters of "mother in law" rearranged spell "Hitler woman"

#3 - On 01/17/2012 at 4:23pm by WCARlover

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