You've got some explaining to do

By Anonymous - 19/11/2020 23:01

Today, my boyfriend accidentally synced his contacts to my phone. I'm not sure who I want to message first, "Amber (Big Ass)", "Kayla (Baby Girl)", or one of the other 64 with similar descriptions in parentheses. FML

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Today, my ex-boyfriend who I am still in love with sends me a text message that says "I miss you, baby". It turns out my name comes right after his girlfriend's name on his contact list. FML

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Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2018 03:00

Today, at 3am, my boyfriend's phone notifications kept going off. I attempted to wake him up, but he didn't budge. When I went to silence it, I saw his Ashley Madison notification, followed by Tinder, Zoosk, and Plenty of Fish. We've been monogamous over a year... or so I thought. FML

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A nickname that sticks

By Anonymous - 24/03/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2015 12:08 - United States

Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML

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Thursday 19 November 2020 23:34

Start with Amber (Big Ass). It's prison logic, you take out the biggest guy first, the rest of they'd will fear you. You put your foot up Big Ass, then Baby Girl will tremble in fear of you.

Fergus52 16

Thursday 19 November 2020 23:19

Hopefully they're just ex's that he hasn't deleted from his contacts list...? Definitely needs an explanation though.

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Wadlaen 23

Thursday 19 November 2020 23:18

Well, if I was you, I'd have some questions I'd like to message my boyfriend...😉

Fergus52 16

Thursday 19 November 2020 23:19

Hopefully they're just ex's that he hasn't deleted from his contacts list...? Definitely needs an explanation though.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 19 November 2020 23:34

Start with Amber (Big Ass). It's prison logic, you take out the biggest guy first, the rest of they'd will fear you. You put your foot up Big Ass, then Baby Girl will tremble in fear of you.

genuinegoodguy 9

Thursday 19 November 2020 23:44

You mean your ex boyfriend?

juggalo2 20

Friday 20 November 2020 0:32

Forget the boyfriend. I'd be going for Amber and her big ass!

tounces7 27

Friday 20 November 2020 1:17

Doesn't sound like you have a boyfriend, sounds like you're with a Player who is just pretending.

Warp1978 15

Saturday 21 November 2020 10:56

Time to hook up with Amber and baby girl and leave his ass in dust 😍

Jonkbaby 22

Saturday 21 November 2020 11:02

I'm personally interested in "Big Ass"

baby.momma2 10

Sunday 22 November 2020 5:11

update: he swears they're all old. but my 2 year old opened a snap from a girl who he has never mentioned to me who is one of his top friends with a 700+ day streak that simply said "I wish🥰" his explanation, "she's a coworker and we were talking about 401Ks"