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Today, I went to go use an automatic cart in Walmart because I broke my hip in January. They were all being used by morbidly obese people throughout the store. I asked a manager if she could get me one, but apparently their weight issues are more impeding than my broken hip. FML

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On 02/06/2011 at 9:36pm - misc - by LimpMcgee (man) - United States (Maryland)

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That's happened to me before. Right after I got out of the hospital from surgery I had to wait after some fat ass who needed a motorized cart. People like that seriously don't give a shit. They looked at me and saw that I was probably more able to walk because I didn't have 300lbs hanging over my body.

#1 - On 02/07/2011 at 2:46am by boysinabooth

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I hate fat people.

And then they'll tell you it's not their fault tgat they're fat. Right, just like it's not your fault you're an asshole. I feel for you OP.

#2 - On 02/07/2011 at 2:48am by sylphy

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