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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 November 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 30747
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About 3051628 : Currently studying Meteorology at Penn State University, and I'm headed into the first semester of my Junior year. In general, I'm a relaxed, laid back guy. I love listening to music from nearly any genre and I also love to play video games. The newest two consoles I have are the Xbox One and Wii U. Another hobby of mine is going on long walks (while listening to music of course). I'll the past I've played basketball, soccer, tried some fencing, and a little football. I've been on this app almost every day since I first happened upon it roughly seven years ago.
I'm not sure what else to put. If there's anything else you'd like to know l, feel free to message me. Unfortunately, I'm not the best at answering messages quickly on here, so if I don't answer for a while it's nothing personal.

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Today, I learned that no matter how much of a nerd a girl claims to be, she is not ready for you to speak Klingon during sex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28312) - you deserved it (68276)

On 11/19/2013 at 10:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, some kids used firecrackers to blow up my mailbox. This is the third time this week. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39878) - you deserved it (3500)

On 11/18/2013 at 5:14am - kids - by kids next door - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I tried to storm out of the room during an argument, but walked face-first into our closed sliding glass door. My boyfriend laughed so hard that he had to sit down. Later, we noticed the nose mark I left. He won't let me clean it, because he wants to show it to everyone. FML

Today, I was lying beside my 5-year-old son to help him get to sleep. He turned his head and asked, "Daddy, why do you suck so much?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (47462) - you deserved it (4570)

On 11/15/2013 at 8:53pm - kids - by I don't know, son (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I fell down in the street when a speeding car chucked a hard-boiled egg at my butt. While I waited for the feeling in my legs to return, they came back and threw more. FML


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On 11/15/2013 at 12:00am - misc - by Eggs (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43581) - you deserved it (4680)

On 11/14/2013 at 11:44am - misc - by CallmeEddie - United States (Illinois)

Today, I tried to put the little girl I babysit in timeout for lying to me. I was about to sit her down when she made a mad dash for the basement stairs, slipped on the wood floor, and fell down them. She told her parents and everyone at the ER that I had thrown her down the stairs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57469) - you deserved it (3424)

On 11/13/2013 at 6:08am - kids - by little_star78 - United States (Michigan)

Today, while taking an order over the phone for the customer at work, I began to hear slight moans. The moans gradually became faster and louder, until climax was achieved and I realized I was being used for phone sex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45283) - you deserved it (3690)

On 11/12/2013 at 3:29pm - work - by long day - United States (Michigan)

Today, my sister introduced our parents to her new boyfriend. He's my boyfriend, and he told me he was going to be out of state for a few weeks on business. FML

Today, my husband and I went for our 20 week scan and found out we're having a girl. The first thing he said to me was, "The next one better be a boy or I'm leaving you". FML


I agree, your life sucks (52886) - you deserved it (4683)

On 11/10/2013 at 5:28am - kids - by Naomi - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, while working at Chipotle, a teenage girl asked in all seriousness if she "could have a steak burrito, but with like, chicken instead?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (45475) - you deserved it (3768)

On 11/09/2013 at 9:15am - work - by fmylyfe (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I walked into my dorm room, only to witness my roommate shaving her vag over my trashcan. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53494) - you deserved it (4425)

On 11/08/2013 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by JN5SLK (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, in the lunch line at school, a kid literally ordered a "hamburger with extra swag." FML


I agree, your life sucks (46696) - you deserved it (3558)

On 11/08/2013 at 3:12pm - work - by thank god you'll only live once (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45073) - you deserved it (18637)

On 11/08/2013 at 3:02pm - intimacy - by notsogood - United States

Today, I was escorted out of a grocery store for beating my boyfriend with a block of cheese. FML

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