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Today, for the third time this week, a telemarketer called me. Seriously annoyed, I told him in German that I don't speak English, in an attempt to get rid of him. He then started delivering his product pitch in German. FML

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On 04/28/2013 at 9:57am - misc - by Anonymous - China (Shanghai)

Today, I missed multiple calls from the company I applied to. That was the supervisor calling, wanting to hire me. I then remembered my idiotic voicemail I made months ago where I pretended to answer and say stupid stuff for 5 minutes. I don't think I'm going to get the job. FML

#20627029
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On 04/28/2013 at 5:09am - work - by stupid voicemails - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML

#20585643
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On 04/11/2013 at 8:59pm - animals - by anyonmus - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found an invisible ink pen. I drew on my arms, thinking nobody would see it. I had an allergic reaction to the ink, and I now have three very large, very visible, red penises on my forearm. FML

#20579781
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On 04/07/2013 at 8:30pm - health - by maturity - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I returned from a 5-day cruise for my senior spring break, filled with gorgeous sorority girls from all over the country. I was seasick the whole time. FML

#20553243
53 comments

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On 03/21/2013 at 1:59am - misc - by captainlame (man) - United States

Today, I tossed half a sausage to a dog sitting beside a park bench. It wasn't until he lunged for it and dragged the man beside him off of the bench that I realized it was a seeing eye dog. FML

#20552676
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On 03/20/2013 at 7:53pm - animals - by SolaceInRage (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was outside at a café and looked at my phone. When I did, a woman halfway across the patio started screaming at me, demanding I tell her who I was texting and why. She then sprinted over, furious at me for apparently badmouthing her to somebody. All I did was check the time. FML

#20547346
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On 03/17/2013 at 7:00am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML

#20531170
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On 03/04/2013 at 6:03pm - intimacy - by Thankshun (woman) - United States

Today, while on a crowded public bus, a cute girl asked if she could sit next to me. Problem is, I didn't hear correctly and thought she asked if anyone was sitting next to me. I answered no, causing her to walk off angrily and earning me several disgusted stares from other passengers. FML

#20530703
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On 03/04/2013 at 9:23am - misc - by Anonymous - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)

Today, I was at an estate sale of my neighbor who recently passed. I recognized many items for sale that I had ordered or won on eBay from the past 8 years. Turns out the little old lady had been stealing my mail for close to a decade. FML

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On 02/07/2013 at 10:24am - misc - by GarageSallin (man) -

Today, I attended my first surgery as part of my program at med school. I found out that when I see someone's intestines, I vomit. Even if I'm still wearing a surgical mask. There goes the thousands of dollars I spent on college. FML

#20495058
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On 02/05/2013 at 10:08pm - health - by A troubled ex med school student - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was upset because my brother, who I'm very close to, didn't call me for my birthday yesterday. I told my mom about it, and we both immediately went silent on the phone, as we both realized she forgot to call me yesterday as well. FML

#20474927
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On 01/23/2013 at 2:33pm - misc - by birthday_loser (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was babysitting, and a little girl asked for help with her homework. I cheerfully began an explanation, only to freeze mid-sentence. I could not for the life of me remember how to do long-division. I'm about to graduate from Cornell University, and her little brother had to correct me. FML

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On 01/14/2013 at 9:52pm - kids - by IvyLeague? - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend of 3 months got mad at me because I thought she was attractive. She has an identical twin, and she says if I think she's attractive, I must want her twin too. FML

#20107518
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On 10/08/2012 at 2:36pm - love - by jack - United States (Illinois)

Today, I realized that I spend more money on gas to go to my job than what I get paid. FML

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On 09/24/2012 at 2:21pm - work - by izziegrl - Mexico (Mexico)



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