Certainly seems like it

By Red Head Redemption - 08/12/2022 00:00

Today, I dyed my hair red. Everyone I've met who knows my real hair color has accused me of being an attention seeker, or thinks I lost a bet. I just thought I would look more attractive if my hair was red. Is that a crime? FML
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TomeDr 24

Sounds like jealousy to me. Rock that red hair!!

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tiptoppc 19

That’s pretty tame. For the hell of it one time, i dyed my hair hot pink. Imagine your wedding photographer (37M) running around in a utilikilt taking photos with all hot-pink hair (not long, just a preppy cut). I loved it one time when a karen bitched to me about how i was a freak and disgusting for doing it (including bringing “think of the kids” mentality.) As a troll, in the middle of a starbucks, i replied “Karen, if you were my kid, I’d abort you AFTER the delivery just to avoid the humiliation of your looks and attitude”. Everyone cheered and clapped after my statement. If they say crap, by all means, it’s fair game to turn about play and heap it on them.

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TomeDr 24

Sounds like jealousy to me. Rock that red hair!!

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tiptoppc 19

That’s pretty tame. For the hell of it one time, i dyed my hair hot pink. Imagine your wedding photographer (37M) running around in a utilikilt taking photos with all hot-pink hair (not long, just a preppy cut). I loved it one time when a karen bitched to me about how i was a freak and disgusting for doing it (including bringing “think of the kids” mentality.) As a troll, in the middle of a starbucks, i replied “Karen, if you were my kid, I’d abort you AFTER the delivery just to avoid the humiliation of your looks and attitude”. Everyone cheered and clapped after my statement. If they say crap, by all means, it’s fair game to turn about play and heap it on them.

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