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Today, my boyfriend canceled our date last-minute. He claimed he had no time because he had to iron his towels. FML

#21493926
111 comments

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On 11/18/2015 at 6:40am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Austria (Wien)

Today, my friend was complaining about about her new boyfriend. Playing around, I told her that he sounded a lot like my ex. He is. FML

#21493507
68 comments

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On 11/17/2015 at 5:20am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, as I had a chat with my boyfriend and a couple of his friends, one of them had brought up my boyfriend's son and his other child who was due any day now. The conversation would have went well, had I known that he had a son and a pregnant girlfriend. FML

#21493135
82 comments

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On 11/16/2015 at 7:25am - love - by I Know How to Pick'em - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend's mother is more into me than she is. FML

#21492862
77 comments

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On 11/15/2015 at 4:00pm - love - by SadIndianLife (man) - India (Delhi)

Today, my boyfriend got pissed off and is now sulking, all because I didn't make a huge deal out of our 1-month "anniversary". FML

#21492656
102 comments

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On 11/14/2015 at 11:44pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, the man of my dreams turned out to be the worst kisser I've ever encountered. I now have a huge hickey on my chin to remember the experience by. FML

#21492333
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21308) - you deserved it (2169)

On 11/14/2015 at 2:20am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was reading comments on an FML, and saw some made from my girlfriend's account. Now I know she's one of those people who say "Dump him!" even when the situation clearly doesn't warrant dumping. Looks like I might be in for a sudden breakup in the future. FML

#21492027
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22789) - you deserved it (2487)

On 11/13/2015 at 8:34am - love - by Anonymous -

Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML

#21491897
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22096) - you deserved it (2069)

On 11/12/2015 at 10:57pm - love - by doggylove - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my boyfriend called me at work and said, "I hate to do this over the phone..." I burst into tears, thinking he was going to break up with me. Turns out he only ate my last doughnut. Now my co-workers think I'm a weirdo. FML

#21491655
44 comments

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On 11/12/2015 at 11:24am - love - by Porche - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML

#21491254
55 comments

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On 11/11/2015 at 12:50pm - love - by SayItToMyFace (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend informed me that we aren't officially dating until she changes her relationship status. We've been "dating" for 3 months. FML

#21491238
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20582) - you deserved it (1719)

On 11/11/2015 at 12:10pm - love - by me - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, a notification from Tinder popped up on my girlfriend's phone, 'Congratulations, you have a new match'. FML

#21491028
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26865) - you deserved it (2195)

On 11/10/2015 at 10:28pm - love - by anon - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I overheard my parents talking about my husband. Apparently, they think he's a nice guy and all, but they don't really see him as "husband material." They think I would have been better off with my ex, who doesn't have a job and hurt me both physically and mentally. FML

#21490870
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27206) - you deserved it (1523)

On 11/10/2015 at 3:46pm - love - by thanksforallyoursupportmomanddad - United States (Texas)



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