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Today, I asked the girl I like if she wanted to go to the movies, she said yes and I said I'd let her pick the movie. She picked the movie, "Just Friends". FML

#4600
32 comments

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On 02/01/2009 at 9:40am - love - by JLoRd - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my best friend was crying because her boyfriend is a retard. I brought my thumb up to wipe a tear off her face, and somehow stuck it up her nose. FML

#4457
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20907) - you deserved it (9821)

On 02/01/2009 at 3:11am - love - by FractalSanity - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to go to a car show. I told him to hold on, I had to ask my mom. I quietly asked her to say no for me. She said "Sure!". FML

#4294
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7283) - you deserved it (30746)

On 01/31/2009 at 6:25pm - love - by oicwydt - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports game. He owed me lunch. I have a huge crush on the waitress and told him. She asked if we wanted the checks split and he said, "No, my boyfriend doesn't have any money." FML

#4148
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26907) - you deserved it (5096)

On 01/31/2009 at 1:19pm - love - by MichiganExile - United States (Michigan)

Today, a boy I'm not even dating took it upon himself to tell me that we would never work out. Via text message. FML

#4103
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23488) - you deserved it (1982)

On 01/31/2009 at 11:52am - love - by wowza - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and while trying to make a dramatic exit, I slammed his car door, slipped on the ice and landed on my back in front of a large crowd of onlookers. FML

#4066
14 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19513) - you deserved it (7219)

On 01/31/2009 at 10:30am - love - by kill me - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML

#3992
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5956) - you deserved it (77513)

On 01/31/2009 at 6:48am - love - by jeesh - United States (New York)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him around two minutes after that, and he had already fallen asleep. FML

#3910
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7171) - you deserved it (28318)

On 01/30/2009 at 8:57pm - love - by grreeatttt - United States (California)

Today, I went out to eat with my aunt and uncle, I barely looked at the male waiter because I'm a shy person. Then my uncle says: "YOU SHOULD TAKE OUT MY NIECE! She's never dated in her life." I'm 19 and my match maker is my uncle. FML

#3846
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25336) - you deserved it (2630)

On 01/30/2009 at 5:08pm - love - by Noname - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. Before, I reached over to her computer and put on "Your Body is a Wonderland". Surprisingly, I lasted through the song and didn't realize her itunes was on random. "Rape me" by Nirvana came on. I still finished. FML

#3770
93 comments

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On 01/30/2009 at 12:27pm - love - by RollieCollieUSA - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML

#3701
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23975) - you deserved it (5117)

On 01/30/2009 at 10:28am - love - by The L word - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went on a date with my really attractive neighbor, and at the end, when I leaned in to make out with her, she shook my hand. FML

#3670
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20818) - you deserved it (5236)

On 01/30/2009 at 9:42am - love - by anonymous neighbor - United States (New York)

Today, I was in one of those lucid half sleeps with my boyfriend. Not fully awake to control myself, I ripped ass. I had no idea what to do. I pretended to still be sleeping. I'm pretty sure he noticed because he patted me on the back in a congratulatory sort of way. FML

#3486
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20889) - you deserved it (5659)

On 01/29/2009 at 7:13pm - love - by amg85904 - United States (Ohio)



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