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Today, I invited this guy I fooled around with over to "hang out". He's "en route", so I start to make my bed only to find my cat thought this was the best time to tell me she's sick by throwing up in my bed. I only have one set of linen. FML

#2316
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On 01/23/2009 at 10:12am - love - by LC - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML

#2303
19 comments

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On 01/23/2009 at 8:31am - love - by Jebus - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML

#2298
35 comments

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On 01/23/2009 at 7:33am - love - by josh - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boyfriend told me that my feet smell. He was in the next room at the time. FML

#2293
21 comments

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On 01/23/2009 at 7:04am - love - by sadass - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML

#2286
40 comments

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On 01/23/2009 at 6:03am - love - by Malpal - United States (Michigan)

Today, I decided to give things a go with the guy that has fancied me for three years, based purely on my looks. After getting to know my personality he has decided he no longer fancies me at all. FML

#2272
33 comments

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On 01/23/2009 at 1:41am - love - by twat - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

#2248
108 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my ex-boyfriend who I am still in love with sends me a text message that says "I miss you, baby". It turns out my name comes right after his girlfriend's name on his contact list. FML

#2236
25 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 5:47pm - love - by yeah... - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got a mailer from Adam and Eve with a bunch of hard core porn ads inside. I have been getting these since i ordered a Pirate porn video a few months ago. I was gone for a few weeks overseas. My mother-in-law was getting the mail. FML

#2226
31 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 4:31pm - love - by Noname - United States (Texas)

Today, a girl invited me over to her dorm room at 3 AM. For some reason, I thought it would be a good idea to respond to e-mails just before. She said she was tired and then went to bed. I'm a F*ing idiot. FML

#2212
43 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 3:34pm - love - by Princeton - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my 19 year old girlfriend dumped me because she thinks I'm immature. I'm 30. FML

#2154
210 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 7:06am - love - by Benji - Sent from mobile version

Today, I decided to get a Blizzard from Dairy Queen. As bent down to put my pen away, my Blizzard somehow defied the laws of gravity and fell on me. FML

#2150
35 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 6:10am - love - by sadtimes - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML

#2075
31 comments

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On 01/21/2009 at 3:06pm - love - by stanDman - Canada (Ontario)



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