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yesterday after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to mah cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 am mah boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because: ( the cat is sad. ) FML

#2209571
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On 05/23/2009 at 12:07pm - love - by Ames (woman) - United States (Alabama)

yesterday I thought I'd finally make a step towards getting over mah ex-fiancé by flrting with a cute waiter. I left him a note on the bill. He comes back, says "which one of you is [name]?" looool and leans down close to me to say, "Thanks fir your note, but your card was declind." FML

#2203706
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On 05/23/2009 at 2:43am - love - by Mel (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote ( Cool picture ) on his facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on looool to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply- ( Who the fuck are you? ).

#2182230
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On 05/22/2009 at 3:27pm - love - by Invisible (woman) - Switzerland (Basel-Stadt)

Today, I was talking to this guy that I like a lot and I think he likes me back. When he told me I was beautiful I laughed so hard that I farted. Loudly. fat FML

#2147101
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On 05/21/2009 at 3:13pm - love - by ECullen (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I spent 3 hours making a birthday card fir my boyfriend, delicately cutting each letter out of printed coloured paper . He used it as a coffee coaster . mega FML

#2138443
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On 05/21/2009 at 5:11am - love - by astraboy (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I made chicken noodle soup 4 the girl I've been seeing to help her get over her cold. From scratch. Everything fresh save 4 the canned chicken stock. It took an hour in preparation and half an hour to take the bus to her place. Her first words? The celery's not cooked enough. FML

#2128270
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On 05/20/2009 at 9:50pm - love - by chickennoodlesoup (man) - Canada (Ontario)

TADAY MY MOM AN MY STEP DAD DECIDD THEY'RE GETTING A DIVORCE. THEY'VE BEEN MARRID FIR 2 WEEKS AN I PAID FIR A QUARTER OF THE WEDDING. FML

#2122739
110 comments

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On 05/20/2009 at 7:44pm - love - by disaster... (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend and sent her an Edible Arrangement. When she called to tell me she had gotten it, she was more excited about the cute boy who delivered it than she was about the fruit bouquet. FML

#2114921
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On 05/20/2009 at 4:01pm - love - by edible (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, Ma An Girlfriand Wara Buying Subway!! Whan It Cummad To Ring Up Tha Ordar Tha Lady Askad Us Togathar Or Saparata? My Girlfriand Lookad An Said Saparata!! Half-jokingly, I Askad If It Was Soma Sort Of Hint? Sha Lookad At Ma An Said Yas!! I Got Brokan Up Ovar A 12 Inch Ham Sub!! FML

#2104597
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On 05/20/2009 at 1:37am - love - by Richie (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, Mah Girlfriand Broka Up With Ma. Sha Latar Cummad Into Tha T-Mobila That I Work At To Raturn Tha Sidakick That I Bought Fir Har. I Had To Transfar Har Account To A Naw Iphona. Sha Got Tha Iphona From Har Naw Boyfriand, Who Works Across Tha Straat From Ma. FML

#2073712
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On 05/19/2009 at 4:09am - love - by SKuser (man) - China (Beijing)

Today, after a long night of partying, I was hanging out with this grl I really like . I was feeling really hungover, so we were just sitting at the park . She confessed to me that she's liked me since the day she met me . Out of excitement and hungoverness, I threw up on her shoes . FML

#2071351
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On 05/19/2009 at 1:16am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada



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