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Today, I met my boyfriend's other girlfriend. She then informed me that he has a wife, and that they have an open relationship. Thanks for keeping me in the loop, honey. FML

#21474867
70 comments

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On 10/01/2015 at 1:56am - love - by areyoukiddingme - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend of 8 years moved in with two other women. He's spent the past 2 years telling me he can't afford to move out of his parent's house. FML

#21474557
109 comments

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On 09/30/2015 at 11:08am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Renfrewshire)

Today, I asked my boyfriend of 3 years what he thought about marriage in the future. "Who knows? We might meet other people soon." FML

#21474448
78 comments

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On 09/30/2015 at 1:26am - love - by Spinster - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He did it over Snapchat because he said he didn't want to hear me sad over the phone and wanted to save data. Three years down the drain. FML

#21474173
94 comments

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On 09/29/2015 at 1:06pm - love - by Out of Ice Cream - United States

Today, a 60 year old veteran hit on me by pointing to his white hair and saying: "Just because there's snow on the roof doesn't mean there isn't a fire down below." Then he told me vets eat free at Cracker Barrel. FML

Today, my mother felt the need to remind me not to fall in love with a fictional character. After laughing and reassuring her that I knew the difference between fiction and reality, she replied, "You know, honey, sometimes I'm not so sure." FML

#21473561
71 comments

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On 09/28/2015 at 12:05am - love - by DontBeRude (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I thought my wife and I would reconcile after being separated for eight months. We ended up sleeping together after a dinner date, but she told told me afterwards that she still wanted a divorce. FML

#21473545
45 comments

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On 09/27/2015 at 11:27pm - love - by anon - United States (Florida)

Today, I wrote a song for my boyfriend on paper. The first thing he did was correct my grammar. FML

#21473096
57 comments

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On 09/26/2015 at 9:47pm - love - by Ally - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML

#21472860
78 comments

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On 09/26/2015 at 8:08am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, after my second date with an otherwise charming guy, he called me a whore for turning him down for sex. Yeah, I'm trying to work out the logic of that too. FML

#21472744
62 comments

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On 09/25/2015 at 10:36pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, a guy kept flirting with me despite all my hints for him to kindly fuck off and die, so I lied and said I'm a lesbian. This didn't stop him. It got so bad, I had to claim I was born with a dick and say that's why I like girls. Only then did he say "Eeewww..." and back off. FML

#21472629
120 comments

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On 09/25/2015 at 3:56pm - love - by Thai that on for size (woman) - New Zealand (Hawke's Bay)

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML

#21472551
62 comments

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On 09/25/2015 at 9:46am - love - by helpme (woman) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years told me he had a surprise for me at midnight. I stayed up all night, not hearing from him. Finally I get a notification. Apparently, my midnight surprise is that I'm single. FML

#21472475
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28048) - you deserved it (1785)

On 09/25/2015 at 1:31am - love - by hunting7waves - United States (Iowa)



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