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Today, my girlfriend of 2 years told me that she would never, ever want to be proposed to at a professional sports game of any kind, and she feels sorry for women who are subjected to that. We are going to a Mets on April 26th, and I already planned out the whole proposal...scoreboard and all. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60415) - you deserved it (14597)

On 03/31/2009 at 2:22pm - love - by baseball_boyfriend (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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