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Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend. Suddenly he starts speaking gibberish. I ask what's wrong? He says, "I was just talking to my unicorn. He says you're pretty," and winks at me. What have we learned today? The person I like is a freak, and apparently unicorns are real. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49149) - you deserved it (7832)

On 06/12/2009 at 12:49pm - love - by unicorn (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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