Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend. Suddenly he starts speaking gibberish. I ask what's wrong? He says, "I was just talking to my unicorn. He says you're pretty," and winks at me. What have we learned today? The person I like is a freak, and apparently unicorns are real. FML

by unicorn / 06/12/2009 at 12:49pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love

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  • First of all unicorns are real, and you should be grateful that the unicorn even thought you were worthy of a compliment, you cunt!

    #5 - On 06/12/2009 at 5:17pm by jorvid

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  • What's wrong with having imaginary friends that you talk to?

    #1 - On 06/12/2009 at 5:16pm by 24788

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