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Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend. Suddenly he starts speaking gibberish. I ask what's wrong? He says, "I was just talking to my unicorn. He says you're pretty," and winks at me. What have we learned today? The person I like is a freak, and apparently unicorns are real. FML
First of all unicorns are real, and you should be grateful that the unicorn even thought you were worthy of a compliment, you cunt!
What's wrong with having imaginary friends that you talk to?
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 26 June 2015