Love: Are you OK?

Are you OK?

By unicorn - 12/06/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend. Suddenly he starts speaking gibberish. I ask what's wrong? He says, "I was just talking to my unicorn. He says you're pretty," and winks at me. What have we learned today? The person I like is a freak, and apparently unicorns are real. FML

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By kat - 21/02/2012 09:53 - Reserved

Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML

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By shastadoe - 06/08/2012 06:37 - United States - Los Banos

Today, my boyfriend told me he was a vampire. I burst out in laughter and said he was ridiculous. He looked at me in disgust and said he couldn't be with someone who didn't trust and believe in him. I'm now single. FML

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By NocturnalFox - 25/08/2015 19:46 - Czech Republic - Plzen

Today, I went on a first date with my crush. Right before the date, I noticed a monstrous pimple in the middle of my forehead. I covered it with make-up, but it was still visible. The guy spent the whole evening laughing at me and telling me that I look like an unicorn. FML

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Never again

By Catsfordays - 20/08/2015 06:02 - United States - Yucaipa

Today, I went on a date with someone I considered a real catch, my potential soulmate even. He ended up telling me about his fetish for "female smells", sang loudly in Italian in a crowded restaurant, and ate most of the food on my plate. Man, fuck dating. FML

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You deserved it 2 626

By Anonymous - 24/08/2014 04:14 - United States

Today, a guy took me out on a date. His imaginary friends joined us. FML

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By unicorn - 13/09/2011 21:21 - United States

Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

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You deserved it 12 900

Tonight, on First Dates…

By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 22:00 - Australia

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really liked. He spent the whole time talking about his pet iguana and how it's the love of his life. FML

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You deserved it 162

Another one?

By Anonymous - 27/04/2012 15:24 - United States

Today, I found out the guy I've been crushing on for many years thinks he's a werewolf. FML

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Sounds like a keeper

By Rae - 30/03/2023 10:00

Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed really nice. However, halfway through the date, he started talking about how he was a flat-earther, and believed that the moon landing was faked. Oh, and that birds aren't real. I had to endure another hour of his conspiracy theories before I could finally escape. FML

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You deserved it 127

Red flag

By Ugly - 06/03/2022 06:00

Today, I went to a wedding with my boyfriend. He became moonstruck with one my friends and said she looked sexy in her dress. The whole night, I was nonexistent to him. He’s now confused as to why I’m giving him the silent treatment. He literally has no clue. FML

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jorvid 0

Friday 12 June 2009 23:17

First of all unicorns is real, and you should be grateful that the unicorn even thought you were worthy of a compliment, you ****!

24788 6

Friday 12 June 2009 23:16

What's wrong with having imaginary friends that you talk to?

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doc_who 0

Friday 12 June 2009 23:58

Would your boyfriend by any chance happen to be Neil Patrick Harris?

Atropos_fml 0

Friday 12 June 2009 23:59

He must be one of those kids that was never told Santa wasn't real. He still believes.

bunniex1 11

Monday 30 April 2012 23:05

Santa isn't real D:

jeezums 0

Friday 12 June 2009 23:59

My unicorn Henry banishes you. Dude, set me up with this guy!

Samurai_Blur 1

Saturday 13 June 2009 0:03

LMAO!!! Best FML I've seen all week!

chunkofchange 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 0:08

dont hate, that is amazing

fml1358 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 0:10

unicorns aren't real. your boyfriend is crazy. how old is he? because if he's like 15 or older that's REALLY REALLY weird that he has an imaginary unicorn friend

ForWhatItsWorth 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 0:11

That is so fake, I'm amazed someone in parlament didn't use it as an argument to win some sort of a stupid point.

Zigster94 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 0:11

shone the non-believe . shoooooneeeeeee btw, thats from charlie the unicorn :P

slaosvhea 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 0:11

its funny, but i don't believe that this actually happened.

doctor_itsmylife 3

Saturday 13 June 2009 0:12

You don't understand the man philosophy. If it were for us, we wouldn't tell you girls that you are beautiful or that we love you, because we don't think it's necessary. But we do and we try to prove it by what we do. He invented this unicorn just to make you smile and blush when he tells you you're beautiful. Maybe he was afraid or ashamed of saying: "I think you're pretty".