Are you OK?

By unicorn - 12/06/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend. Suddenly he starts speaking gibberish. I ask what's wrong? He says, "I was just talking to my unicorn. He says you're pretty," and winks at me. What have we learned today? The person I like is a freak, and apparently unicorns are real. FML
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jorvid 0

First of all unicorns is real, and you should be grateful that the unicorn even thought you were worthy of a compliment, you ****!

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24788 6

What's wrong with having imaginary friends that you talk to?

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easylazy 0

Either your boyfriend is retarded or he came up with the shittiest pickup line ever. Either way, FYL

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klutzilla1275 0

hahaha your boyfriend is C-O-O-L, awesome! i'm totally jealous of you :) i wish unicorns said i was cute :( i dunno why your complainin gurrrllll!

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lifesuck_fml 0

hahahha #12 FTW.!!!! btw, what did #18 say????

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Funky_xxmonkey 0

clearly, if you are mature and you want a mature relationship...(even though some think that was cute) it was in fact a little weird. I'm with you!

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Fredzter 0

This reminds me of Supernatural x) Sam : Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted. Dean : You know what, there's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams, and that they shoot rainbows out of their ass! Sam : (looking heartbroken) Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns? Dean : (Looks concerned for a moment, then catches on.) Cute.

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Nightfallz 0

What have we learned today? Your an idiot and unicorns are real. YDI

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boatkicker 4

that just made my day

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