Are you OK?

By unicorn - 12/06/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend. Suddenly he starts speaking gibberish. I ask what's wrong? He says, "I was just talking to my unicorn. He says you're pretty," and winks at me. What have we learned today? The person I like is a freak, and apparently unicorns are real. FML
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jorvid 0

First of all unicorns is real, and you should be grateful that the unicorn even thought you were worthy of a compliment, you ****!

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What's wrong with having imaginary friends that you talk to?

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ZombieKnickers_fml 8

#64, if he was... may I have their boyfriend instead? Unicorns are real, just because you haven't seen one doesn't mean they aren't real!

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awuh_man 0

#43 you, me, and my imaginary unicorn. right now ahaha.

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c35ari0n 0

ok he´s weird! but ur weird too 4 bein´ with him.. so u deserve that.. well at least the "unicorn" did not say u were ugly fat chubby so be happy.! u r loved by the unicorn! haha or the unicorn is blind haha!! jk!

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sharkshaveteeth 0

That sucks, but is pretty funny at the same time. I hope that you two haven't been dating very long!

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Raaar 0

omg, if you're not marrying him, can i? XDD

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clappy5 0

ahaha. thats riiichh. its really hilarious. so the unicorn was checking you out i guess

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elsieenchanted 0

the REAL unicorn you a REAL complement. be happy. soon, you can go on REAL dates. ;] or, dates with unicorns. at least one unicorn thinks your pretty :D

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