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Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. I also found out that her sister is an MMA fighter. She put me in an extremely strong chokehold until I took the break-up back. FML

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On 03/03/2013 at 11:47pm - love - by she also gave me a wedgie (man) - United States (California)

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Well at least she didn't break your back.

#1 - On 03/04/2013 at 3:12am by mpj13

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What goes around, comes around. And by that, I'm talking about a roundhouse kick to the face if you try to break up with your girlfried again.

So what you're saying though is, you tried to break up with your girlfriend but you choked?

#4 - On 03/04/2013 at 3:14am by Pleonasm

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