Today, my wife told me she was very horny as we have not had sex in about two weeks, so I told her to do something for me to get me in the mood. She sighed and then went upstairs to get ready for work. FML

by Username / 03/18/2010 at 4:21am / Intimacy

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  • that's why she said she was horny! too get u in the mood. was that not enuff?

    #6 - On 03/18/2010 at 11:11am by snakeonthesun

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  • "Um, you need to get me in the mood." Isn't that something a woman says? Pull out your tampon and fuck that woman stupid.

    #18 - On 03/18/2010 at 11:43am by goonie85

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