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Today, my wife told me she was very horny as we have not had sex in about two weeks, so I told her to do something for me to get me in the mood. She sighed and then went upstairs to get ready for work. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7235) - you deserved it (28025)

On 03/18/2010 at 4:21am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

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