Today, my boyfriend came in my room dressed as Harry Potter and declared that he was going to put his basilisk into my chamber of secrets. And yes, that was my first time. FML
by ginny / 09/10/2009 at 1:18pm / United States (Iowa) / Intimacy
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You should have cast an enlargment spell on him
#4 - On 09/10/2009 at 5:12pm by PimpinPenguin
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It coulda been worse.
He coulda been Voldemort.
#7 - On 09/10/2009 at 5:15pm by JoeDotPadilla
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