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Today, my boyfriend came in my room dressed as Harry Potter and declared that he was going to put his basilisk into my chamber of secrets. And yes, that was my first time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24182) - you deserved it (5211)

On 09/10/2009 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by ginny (woman) - United States (Iowa)

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