By ginny - 10/09/2009 17:18 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend came in my room dressed as Harry Potter and declared that he was going to put his basilisk into my chamber of secrets. And yes, that was my first time. FML
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PimpinPenguin 0

You should have cast an enlargement spell on him

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JoeDotPadilla 0

It coulda been worse. He coulda been Voldemort.

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acoti 0

You should have been happy about that. I think I'm gonna do that at some point to someone.

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MaNiFaX3 0

lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo that's tooo funny!!!!! lmfao hey at least ur first time will always be memorable! lmfaooo

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rachel_renegade 0

this is just like the "Obi-Wan Kenobi" one, which, being a Star Wars nerd, I thought was way funnier.

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ChChCharlie 10

LMFAO it's rare that I will actually laugh out loud at an FML. This is made of win xD Hahahaha

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memmer66 0

Im a sex hound and I wouldve waited if I were you.

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meganfoxlovesme 0

MADE MY DAY.

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AttilaLopez 0

Don't worry, I'm sure it was his, too.

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