By ginny - 10/09/2009 17:18 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend came in my room dressed as Harry Potter and declared that he was going to put his basilisk into my chamber of secrets. And yes, that was my first time. FML
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PimpinPenguin 0

You should have cast an enlargement spell on him

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JoeDotPadilla 0

It coulda been worse. He coulda been Voldemort.

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HXCxSceneKidx 0

New boyfriend timeeee. I have heard of some weird shit during sex but harry potter role playing? Uhhh wow

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kurukururock 0

Your boyfriend is glorious and a badass. I don't understand these emos whining about how weird that is. He has a sense of humor...he's a keeper.

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lost_romance 0

the fact he has the guts to do that, really shows how confident he is...but really? first time?

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homy_fml 0

lmao that was good he is hillarois(or whatever) :)

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bassila 0

hahahahha i woud honsetly probably laugh and think he was hilarious. unless he was like dead serious about playing harry potter in bed

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glitchead 0

this isn't a spell, this is Spanish, but SILENCIO!!!

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LOLgasmic123 9

lolgasmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......damnnn boy dat must of been a big turn off...lol

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yruu113 0

I would find it hilarious if my boyfriend did this. Even though you clearly don't, I don't see how it's an FML. Frankly, you need to lighten up. And if his sense of humor bothers you that much, maybe you shouldn't be with him.

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yruu113 0

Yes, he's having sex with a GIRL, but clearly the obvious conclusion is that he's gay. *facepalm*

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yruu113 0

Actually, Harry Potter is not gay. Dumbledore, however, is.

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