By ginny - 10/09/2009 17:18 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend came in my room dressed as Harry Potter and declared that he was going to put his basilisk into my chamber of secrets. And yes, that was my first time. FML
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PimpinPenguin 0

You should have cast an enlargement spell on him

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JoeDotPadilla 0

It coulda been worse. He coulda been Voldemort.

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Makaloraii 0

That's so awesome! Best bf ever. This is MILA!

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Lancerman7449 0

more like you cant get a girl lol

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f_jills_life 0

this is not a bad thing at all, go join MLIA!

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MikeLitoris_fml 0

you should have said "no" YDI for being so easy

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MiniatureMayhem 0

I would kill to have your boyfriend. Seriously.

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caticaticati 3

I would die laughing if my boyfriend did that, and I would still have sex with him. To whoever said humor isn't okay the first time - I would PREFER it if my lover made me laugh before my first time because otherwise I'd be ridiculously nervous. This is hilarious. Get a sense of humor.

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LiznessMonster 9

Different people have different preferences. Some people are like you, and some people aren't. Not everyone has the same personality and responses to things, at your age I thought you would've realized that by now.

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DynamicDave 11

I'm with cmac86. You'll be happier and healthier if you wait til you're married. I'm a 20 year old virgin and proud of it.

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awesomebeastuga 0

what is up with almost everyone having sex before they get married?

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DigitalFusion 4

Try it before you buy it

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