By ginny - 10/09/2009 17:18 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend came in my room dressed as Harry Potter and declared that he was going to put his basilisk into my chamber of secrets. And yes, that was my first time. FML
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PimpinPenguin 0

You should have cast an enlargement spell on him

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JoeDotPadilla 0

It coulda been worse. He coulda been Voldemort.

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Judgment99 0

You should marry him.

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Sweet_Instance 0

I would have told him "i'm suddenly not in the mood anymore." and left. no way would that have been my first time.

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glitchead 0

you would have casted expecto petronum to stop his dementor from attacking and sucking your...... soul out? LoL Potter-win. I would so brag about this being my 1st. and not needing a love potion or liquid luck or anything. Engorgio (causes object to swell) and Duro (makes object hard)!

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Jkhvista 0

agree with the guy that suggested the enlargment charm

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Kay_Ell_Dee 0

and right when he came in the bedroom dressed as harry would have been a turn off for me. sorry, but i'm not a big fan of harry potter.

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possumisawesome 0

I agree. If I were a Harry Potter fan, I might have considered it. But I'm not. Now, if he were dressed as Bobby Pendragon, or Percy Jackson, or Cal Prescott...

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gangstapebbles89 0

thats weors i literaly just finished harry potter and the chamber of secrets like 2 mins before i read this

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kaitlynadele 0

HAHAHA AWESOME!!!! I'm so jealous! This is NOT an FML.

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Naufrage_fml 0

No FML and no YDI, your boyfriend has imagination, appreciate it!

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Carondimonio 2

You deserve it for dating a Harry Potter fan.

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