By ginny - 10/09/2009 17:18 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend came in my room dressed as Harry Potter and declared that he was going to put his basilisk into my chamber of secrets. And yes, that was my first time. FML
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PimpinPenguin 0

You should have cast an enlargement spell on him

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JoeDotPadilla 0

It coulda been worse. He coulda been Voldemort.

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mikelam94 0

hahahahaha harry potter is so gay but that was ****** hilarious

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VegHead13 0

Pshaw! He sounds like the perfect guy to me!

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Lady_Lakura 0

That is not a FML thing, that is MLA thing that's awesome, kinky, and damn hot! (Of course for me it would likely be something from Star Trek) But I guess if you're not into Role Playing it would be a little freaky.

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paramore7890 0

ur noyfreind is my new best freind! haha jk.;))

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Erindub 0

How can you say FML if you agreed and went ahead with it any ways?

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ifreakingsparkle 0

haha. mathsponge, rollplaying sex as vampires is the greatest shit ever. but really, for your first time, he should have at least tried to act normal.

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cheenie 0

Now anyone who will look into the eye of basilisk will die...

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