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By Anonymous / Thursday 6 October 2011 20:35 / United States
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  Kidmaster  |  0

How did the op know?

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  zombicidal  |  11

Haha my class of like forty had two pregnant girls in it last year they both had their babies now though it would suck to get a chick pregnant in highschool

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  Enslaved  |  36

45, maybe the OP is the daddy. JK

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  murlocholmes  |  5

"My bad... Again... Hey fun fact: giving you bad news is kind of like giving your daughter my penis. Disappointing...".

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  Keyman1212  |  14

47- in my high school, there was a grand total of 179 pregnant girls in my graduating class. Needless to say, I was the father of AT LEAST half of them ;]

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  Keyman1212  |  14

I don't pay shit for those little bitches! I fled the country duhh...

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  Buttsexpirate  |  8

Need a moment? Chew it over with twix! *munch munch* "I meant how pregnant with enthusiasm she seemed with life recently. She told me about how great life has been past couple of days. Haha"

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  P374RD3D  |  9

My name is Michael J. Caboose and I HATE BABIES!

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  CleverBastard  |  8

Babies are so cool! They're like a drunk friend! Sure they piss and shit all over themselves and talk gibberish, but after a good laugh and a long nap they don't remember anything of what happened, but everyone else does. :D

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  eharmonee  |  0

Babies. Are. Gross. Lol they leak and cry and crap their pants... Ew lol

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  rangerPat  |  12

I'm sorry, 148? So were you like one of those special babies being born that knew how to use the toilet and speak English, right out of the womb? Babies are not gross, they simply remind you of how small and dependent you were. Possibly still are, if that's your attitude towards them.

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  Bmocc  |  3

Kingdom Hearts.

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  Bmocc  |  3

Kingdom Hearts.

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  jkmartinjk  |  16

Oh! Did he not?! God...

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