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Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49466) - you deserved it (5989)

On 08/22/2009 at 1:46pm - intimacy - by doomed (man) - United States (California)

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You deserve it for secretly sexing her when she was asleep.

#2 - On 08/22/2009 at 5:25pm by Narzhul

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how is it his own fault!
its his belief and what he belived his GF belived in,
so; what youse are basicaly saying is;
he deserved it for being trusting.
idiots.

#8 - On 08/22/2009 at 5:32pm by JADEstokesxo

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